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Nothing Matters Anymore Sticker

Nothing Matters Anymore Sticker

Regular price $3.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $3.00 USD
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Nothing matters anymore EXCEPT for our pets—pets on three; 1, 2, 3 PETS. Ok bye, buy this sticker.

  • Waterproof, vinyl sticker.
  • Matte lamination. 
  • 3.5" x 2.5".
  • Really cool.
  • Designed, drawn, shipped, and overthought about in Eau Claire, WI.

Why You Need This:

Because sometimes the most freeing thing is realizing none of it matters. This sticker is your permission slip to drop the weight of expectations and embrace the beautiful meaninglessness of it all.

Perfect For:

  • Existential enthusiasts
  • Worry liberators
  • Overthinking graduates
  • Freedom seekers
  • The beautifully unbothered
  • Anyone ready to let go

Strategic Placement Ideas:

  • Planner (perspective keeper)
  • To-do list (stress reducer)
  • Mirror (liberation reminder)
  • Phone case (anxiety antidote)
  • Work desk (pressure reliever)
  • Laptop (deadline zen master)
  • Journal (freedom flag)

Design Highlights:

  • Classic pennant shape
  • Warm terracotta color
  • Bold white lettering
  • Retro college flag vibes
  • Statement-making simplicity

Care Instructions: Apply to clean, dry surface. Warning: May cause sudden bursts of liberation, decreased anxiety levels, and the ability to shrug off life's little annoyances. Side effects include improved perspective, lighter shoulders, and the irresistible urge to stop taking everything so seriously.

Best paired with: Your comfiest outfit, a deep breath, and the liberating realization that you get to decide what matters

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    Free shipping for orders over $10, otherwise it's $3 flat rate babay.

  • Returns

    Haha a return policy...on a sticker? Don't make this weird. We do not accept returns.

"If nothing else, I think these are so funny." - Lauren, Sticky Business CEO

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So I guess this feels like an appropriate time to tell you that my favorite color is teal???